Saturday, May 31, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Since Saturday I've been smoking like a choo choo train and have been walking alone about as comfortably as a bear walking into cabin during an NRA meeting. These metaphors seem apt.

It's such a weird feeling. I can't really describe it, the violation I feel (which is not really a big violation, as violations go). I don't know how to write it down. I try, but all I can come up with are absurd similes that have no relevance.

This seems like an LJ. Sorry. I don't like posting on my lj. You guys are the only people I'd want to read it, anyway, except those who aren't on the blog in our group, and maybe vivian hecht.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Why is poundcake always frozen?

I drank some "in vitro" (a.k.a "Enviga") about an hour ago and I think it might be burning a hole in my stomach right now. I tried to counteract it with some really amazing Sara Lee poundcake, but I'm not sure it's working.

In other news, I have no other news. The weeks are drolling along until this quarter ends--I was just compelled to update and express my condolences to Babriel after his unfortunate Saturday night :(

Feel better Gabey Baby, especially since HBO is playing Flight of the Conchords re-runs again!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

My face hurts

After an extraordinarily strange friday night, I had an extremely awful saturday. I got mugged. I recommend you all avoid this. It is not a very good way to spend one's night.

Monday, May 12, 2008

happy mother's day


that's my mother with some weird unknown child. although it could be here sister. i don't know. it's scary because it might as well be me in that photo.

send major hugs to your mothers, babe and chung. i like them both a lot.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

So I just finished my detective fiction parody story, which is my midterm for my detective fiction class, entitled "The Misadventures of Barnaby P Thunder: The Case of the Broken Egghead." I'd love for you guys to read it, and tell me your thoughts. I don't want to post it directly, as my teacher could google search and end up here. Would you like it? I love it, my pretty little creation.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I met the most beautiful girl ever last night.